Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:46 PM
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I'm actually surprisingly upset by the fact that the girl I like is single now.
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:46 PM
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They call me the booty vampire. Ladies know it's me when it's too late >:D
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:45 PM
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I've had to take plan b three times in the past two weeks, I'm tired of hooking up with my guy friends from the bar. Why can't I just have a regular fuck buddy?
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:38 PM
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I was once told of The Prehistoric, Golden Age of Man
Was a unified Energy of Infinite Expression,
Who had the Harmony of One
Challenged by the Temple of the Sun
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:37 PM
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I didn't choose hell.
Hell. Chose. Me.
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:36 PM
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I like to take a loaf of bread and poke a nice hole into it and soak it in Mayonnaise and fuck the shit out of it like a boss.
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:33 PM
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Im a girl who loves guys completely, but interested in casual hookup with a girl. bi-curious maybe?
Sunday, 07 April 2013 04:32 PM
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I watch How I Met Your Mother for love advice :). Lily and Marshall remind me of my boyfriend and I.. only we met freshman year of high school and have been together ever since. We are now graduating college together and plan on getting married.