I just want someone to love me the way I love sloths.

I feel like I'm the only girl who has commitment issues. It seems as if all the females I know are ready to dive into relationships and I'm over here acting more like a guy than the guys that are interested in me. I'm 24, and I should be diligently looking for a serious relationship, but I feel like everything is just TOO fast these days. Pump the breaks boys, you barely know me... I want to be courted, not claimed!

I really hate anime... But all my friends like it so I pretend to like it. I think it's stupid, pointless, and I'd much rather be watching Dr. Who, or Harry Potter...

I have a complete lack of empathy, and that does not make me a monster.

True Blood, Game of Thrones, Walking DEad= Best TV shows ever

Whenever I see Brendon M. comment, I feel like the thumbnail of his profile picture looks a lot like the iconic Overly Attached Girlfriend picture. Freaks me out, man.

If you comment on these confessions you're pathetic

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church. -Jimmy Carr