I don't care where you're from, bitch. Not only do I not care about what or where "The Woodlands" is I also don't want to know. You're no better here, no matter what you say.

I (20f) went to The Clubhouse in Dallas for the first time with my boyfriend, his dad, step-mom, and step-brother. I've been sheltered my whole life and never been around that type of environment. They oayed for my first lap dance and I got to watch my boyfriend get his. The thing is....it was the best night I've had in a long time. I LOVED it! The girls were all so nice and beautiful and we were all just hanging out throwing back a few beers having a good time. No, I wasn't worried about my bf because even though he was very drunk he kept telling the girls (and his parents) that '..I dont want a dance. I'm here with my girl. I love her so much. I'm gonna be with her forever. I don't want a dance unless she's here and she says it's ok.' Let it be known he got two or three dance that night, and I actually wouldn't mind going back now that I won't be so nervous.

Oh my gawh we are there so many negros in Kerr?!?! They need to change the nam from Kerr to AFRIKERR!

Too bad the admin is too busy choking on big black dicks to post new confessions.

I think anybody who voted for Mitt Romney (especially female republicans) are so incredibly stupid. They ruined the country with George Bush and thought another guy to deregulate the banking system would be an even better idea. I didn't vote for Obama the 2nd time though, because hes not doing anything at all! Except getting us into more wars and ignoring the impending student loan crises. So I voted for G. Johnson, cuz he'd legalize dat WEEEEEEEED. Seriously though, ending prohibition of drugs is something we all need to discuss, it impacts everyone whether or not you want to believe it

Okayy so there was this guy at unt that I havent seen since last semester. He has really dark dark curlyish hair that was cut short on the sides at the time, he wears glasses, skinny pants, had a bike, has a pretty damn nice sense of style, and he has the prettiest dark brown eyes. He also lived at maple. If anyone can find out who he was HOOK ME UP WITH HIS NAME!!!
Sincerely, just a (secret) admirer he taught how noise cancelling headphones work lol.
(posted on 4/8/13. I wanna see how long this takes.)

Where are my fellow servicemen? hooah!

How do you guys feel about being woken up in the morning by a blow job?