4/8/13 @ ~1:47pm I just witnessed a car accident (sideswipe) and I guess a hit and run at the intersection of welch and maple. Silver Murano/SUV swerved into a Red Cobalt. The Murano pulled over and the Cobalt did not, which makes no sense because it was 100% the Murano's fault. I was going to pull over and give my info incase a witness was needed, but you both went separate ways. I have your license plates. Post on this status if you were involved and want the other's license plate, I'll message you.

Sometimes, when I see an abandoned textbook, I steal it and sell it online or to Voertman's. I'm a baaaaaaaaad person, but I need dat money.

I just took a huge shit and it burned to fuck out of my asshole. It took me like 30 minutes before I could even start wiping. Word of advice: don't get the sweet and spicy chicken habanero sandwich from dominos, or your asshole will regret it too!

Are all hooter girls in denton stuckup and think they the hottest thing in town? When I had moved here I was looking for friends so I had ask one of the girls if theres any place to meet new people and would she like to be friends. She said answered no but good luck finding friends. Sad day for me but atleast I tried

Denton > cstat.
nuff said.

Maybe I have a superiority complex, I don't know, but every time I see the power point of student art in my art lectures all I can think is, "this is lazy shit".

If you're suffering depression please go to a professional and take care of it. It's when you tell yourself you will get over it when it starts ruining all the relationships in your life. Luckily, the girl I broke up with because of it knew me well enough to get me help and still loves me and is always there to support me. I really love her so much and she saved me!

Please don't distance yourself from those who care about you, even if at the time you think no one is there for you. There's always someone there to help if you let them.

So I'm this scrawny white kid that has an awesome personality.
In fact, my personality and social skills allow me to pull any girl that I want.
My entire life I thought I was the best thing for girls because I treat them great!
But that's the problem.
I'm romantic, even to my one night stands, so everyone tends to fall for me.
I'm a heartbreaker because I have commitment issues.
I'm the worst thing for women and I know it now.