Does anyone else have a problem with picking one music genre? My Spotify is so random. It can go from rap to country to 80's within a few songs. I guess I can please anybody's musical tastes!

I am a virgin by choice, a fact that my boyfriend uses to make sly comments about every time he gets the chance, nothing over the line though. I never thought it was funny until we were talking:
Him: "Hey bab-.....Hey (my name), can you come here?
Me: "Ya, why did you say it like that?"
Him: *sigh. "I just think its wrong to call you baby till I lay you in the crib"

To my fellow black friends. As you know, ya'll have dark skin. It is absolutely beautiful in the daytime, but at night, your skin paired with a black shirt makes you invisible. Seriously, I almost ran a runner over because I couldn't see them. Luckily, I noticed the reflectors on their shoes. Please be careful what color you wear at night. Sincerely, someone who loves the black people in this world.

Everyday I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship. And acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is MY whore?!

So I just finished masterbating, and I don't know why but I usually smell my fingers afterwards (I'm a girl btw) maybe it's curiosity idk but this time it smelled like this guy I used to see. Suffice to say, it doesn't normally smell like this, but I mean it's a damn good smell. I don't know if it's just that he smelled like pussy all the time or if this is my body's way of telling me I miss him? Thoughts?

My friend stole some physics homework out of the collection box today to copy the answers, half way through he flipped a page over and it read "This homework makes me sad, I tried my best!"

That one just now about Casey made me literally spit my drink out all over my computer. I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Holy shit.

You can't text me saying "wassup" and "wrud" and expect me to date you. You're not getting anything from me with that middle school lingo, sweetheart.