My lab instructor for astronomy with the curly hair, I need to get at that ass. I would do strange things with you.

I can't talk to girls because the people I know have basically scared the shit out of me into thinking that talking to a woman and telling her that I think she's beautiful constitutes street harassment and that it is anti-feminist. One of them complained about being hit on while walking a dog, for fuck's sake. It seems these people believe every form of attempt to hit on them is street harassment.

My ex sent me a text message the other day telling me that I still needed to keep up my end of a deal we had a while back. My end of the deal involved fulfilling a rape fantasy for her. I can't tell her when or where, but I'm supposed to basically rape her. I never did it because it just sounds so sketchy, but a few months after leaving her, she send me this. What do I do, UNT?

For those of you that park on Ave G by Louise and Prairie, I'd be careful about hiding your belongings and locking your car. I live by there and on my walk home I saw a guy looking into every car he passed. I don't know if he is curious about cars interiors or if he was looking for a car to break into. Just thought I'd let y'all know.

My girlfriend and I went through a lot this year...I helped her through her problems with an eating disorder and other insecurities because I knew she was worth it, so I was the nicest sweetest boyfriend ever through all of that and we came to love each other from it
Until I get a text message saying we can't be together anymore and she has now proceeded to block my number and all other forms of communication
All I want is an explanation for this so I can move on, but I guess there isn't anything I can do about it

Jordan D. comments on every post done by a female who wants sex and says or implies that he's DTF. You are so desperate it's funny and sad. I vote you biggest loser on this page lol.

To the guy playing Imagine Dragons on the piano in Union and the girl playing the cello, lets all meet up sometime! I'd love to join in!

I creep on sorority girls because they take SO SO SOO many damn pictures.