Please don't come to gym with ur hair down ladies! You look Ridiculous!

I secretly want to get a dozen girls pregnant and then move away, far away, and do it again

Lesbians and feminists are just women who've never been treated right by a man. Just because you haven't met any doesn't mean that nice, intelligent guys that can give you orgasms don't exist at all!

Just had a girl walk up to me and ask if I wanted to have sex. Didn't have a condom. She walked away. fml

I hate people that insist on talking in class. Especially when you can hear it all the way at the front of the class.

Girls that go around and think that the goal in life is to get married and have kids and live happily ever after like a damn Disney movie, seriously pisses me off. Disney does not, and never will exist. Telling your daughter she's a princess is doing HARM, to her, and to society in general.

Can someone please explain "fenga papit" to me?!

To Amanda and her cousin, ya'll are pretty cool people