Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:46 PM
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None of my friends know....but Ive been in a couple Nike commercials, a few calendars and was featured on the show LOLwork on bravo....at least I know my friends are real, and not my friends because of what I've accomplished in life thus far :)
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:39 PM
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i twerk like a fucking pro, you hoes aint got shit on me
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:34 PM
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I dipped my penis in the water pitcher being served to President Rawlins, and stirred a poop-finger in his diet coke
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:29 PM
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I recently started to reconnect with God, and I have decided to try abstinence, but I still want to trip on acid.
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:26 PM
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I hate living in crumley.
These bitches need to shut the fuck up talking about their lives in the hallway and go to bed.
Seriously, no one gives a fuck if Mike broke up with your bitch ass.
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:20 PM
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People who smoke cigarettes are killing themselves and others, literally. How bout we all grab some bats and axes, and save ourselves some agony by beating them to death. And then smoke a fat blunt on their grave
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:19 PM
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I love sex
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 07:18 PM
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One night, on acid, me and my bff broke into the UNT kitchens and stole 2 huge cakes. Then threw the cake on UNT service vehicles.