If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you. If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you. If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you. If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you. If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.

I don't ususally go to charity events, but when I do, I go to the Snake Pull.

You ever see one of those scenes in a movie or a TV show that reminds you of yourself in a bad way, or makes you so jealous of the person that you feel this insane sense of awkwardness that's the most awkward kind of awkward that's ever been awkwarded?

OPEN LETTER TO UNT STUDENTS & ALUMNI: I am a senior graduating in the Summer. The 4 years I've spent on-campus have been amazing! My drunken adventures as a freshman, the branching out into organizations as a sophomore, the coming of age as a Junior and the departure as a better person my Senior year--all while being privileged enough to be given a position at UNT that allows me to influence change. I would never trade my crazy stories for any others and I hope to still visit the campus down the line as an alumni--seeing numerous new stories just finding their beginning.

To the freshmen: Savor every experience, don't wear your emotions on your sleeves, love somebody and let friends come and go--when you approach the stage you'll be better for it and you'll have friends that you'll be proud of.

UNT-motherfuggin-Eagles!
-A Graduating Senior

Pretty sure one of my friends is a furry, and that's weird as fuck.

On Tuesday a guy made my night. His name was Josue E (or at least that's what I saw on his paper while he was studying at wooten) When he left, he gave me his chips and a folded sticky note. Inside it, it said "have a nice day sir and don't forget to Smile" with $30. I was so surprised and happy that i cried. There i was a straight man, crying because someone gave me $30 for no reason. If you read this Josue or whatever your name was, thank you and God bless you.

bitch submit my confession i feel skipped i know mine didn't post

I totally have a smoking fetish, hot girls that smoke, it turns me on thinking all the other naughty shit you would do!!! Like, letting me bend you over doggy while you smoke and I spank you.... Yes please!