My dildo popped my cherry last night, true story. Does that make me still a virgin?

Alex E. Fuck me please?

You know what grinds my gears? Seeing my fellow race live up to their stereotype. I can't stand seeing ghetto and black girls give us eloquent and beautiful black girls a bad rep.

I hate it when women refer to "country boys" like they are a subspecies or a piece of meat. Their accents vary on where they were born, and the REAL country boys don't always wear boots and "cowboy hats". Bein country isn't about what you wear or how you talk. It's values you have and cling tight to. It's work ethic and dedication. Drivin a jacked up truck and wearing boots doesn't make you anymore "country" than sleeping in the garage makes you a car. Just remember "country boys" are human, not meat.

Andreas R <3,

hey sexy ;) i kno u r gone but I feel yr presence here evry day. plz, did u also find <3 in a hopeless place?

I honestly don't like when my girlfriend says I'm beautiful or pretty. Just say handsome!

The other day I was skating down the chemistry hill and my wheel caught a crack... I ate shit in front of a Hot ass girl
Damn it

I'm a Christian and I love listening to bands like Bring Me The Horizon. "There Is A Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It; There Is A Heaven, Let's Keep It A Secret" is one of my favorite albums ever. Please someone tell me I'm not the only Christian who listens to bands like this?