I have a poop fetish. Not like, I eat it or anything, I just love the smell. Wellll.... At the beginning of the year, I took a dump in a tupperware bowl, and put it in the fridge.. I came back from class, and my roommate was eating it! And she said it was the best chocolate she's ever had, and how she wont stop pestering me for the recipe. UNT, WHAT DO I DO?!?! She's so sweet I don't want to tell her she ate shit :(

T. KOLB: YOU'RE SO HOT. WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR BASEBALL CAP & PLAID SHIRT. I LITERALLY MELT. WHY CAN'T YOU LIKE ME :(

White people around here like me aren't racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

I usually have sex with girls when I first meet them. I never really intended on falling in "love" with someone at the age that I am (22). I've probably had about 10+ one night stands when I turned 20. Anyways I was at a party when I saw this girl. She was one of three girls at the party (lame). So I thought shit I need a girl to take home. So I got her, and she came back with me. I fell in love. This was the first girl that I did not have a one night stand with. After that she text me, and asked me why. I simply told her she was to gorgeous to just be a hit, and quit. A month goes by, and we have been talking, but never did we have sex. 3 months later I am dating her. 2 years later she is my finance. Moral of the story I found a girl at a party that I intended to have sex with, but for some reason I didn't do it. Now I am wifing her up.

Are black girls interested in white guys at all? Lately I've found myself attracted to more and more black girls.

The thirst is real lmao men if you go message females from this site make sure they are at least a 8 or above damn y'all desperate for pussy lmao messing with these mud ducks shitttttt!!!!!!!!!

So there is this girl in my 9:30 Spanish class, not only is she almost never in class and is failing, but she REAKS of cigarette smoke! It's horrible and of course today is sitting right in front of me and my eyes are watering that its so bad!

SHEEEIIT! All y'all crakaz better stop bitchin' 'bout how we black dudes b talkin' in ebonicz n' shit cuz dis just how we talk! Aye dawgitty dawg if u gotz a pro'lem wit' it u can take it up wit' da NAACP.