Ryan M's in my french class. Fuck him. I fucking hate how he answers questions. Fuck him for getting them right. I know you know the answers but just get one wrong from time to time, jesus h. fucking christ. you're such an ass to make us all feel stupid, fuck off. go practice sucking dick on a baguette or something.
if you weren't so god damn sexy, id slap you every time you got an answer right.

Guys: What is the best trait a girl can have?

I should have just asked to hang out with you once. I was just so stupid that I couldn't take the hint. You probably thought that I didn't want to even talk to you. You seem to be having a good time without me. I wish I had just asked, but the past is over. Now I can only learn from what I have done.

I don't know where you guys are getting the 'free tuition' myth of getting hit by a bus/car on campus. You won't get it. Only a broken limb, so please keep jaywalking while looking at your phone.

Megan S. From my Kinesiology class, you are beyond gorgeous, and I love your Texan accent, I'm too shy to say hi in person, so hello anonymously :-)

1:06p GAB: I am slightly laughing at how focused you all look while stepping over my charger cable. I am not a dick, just need to charge my computer and poor planning on the GAB-side. Apologies, but no apologies.

Ladies please, when you use the restroom make sure you flush the toilet and make sure EVERYTHING goes down...I went to use the restroom yesterday and almost threw up because bloody toilet paper was left sitting there...ruined everything for me.

(4/11/13): To the white girl who walked into Bruce wearing yoga pants and a green t-shirt... you're very attractive and you have a nice ass for a white girl. If you weren't engaged in a conversation I would have complimented you.