I'm a girl and I am a squirter...i actually had a guy that told me that freaked him out :( Never had any complains about it before :'( It is no fun holding back that urge...do you guys like squirters?

I REALLY need an awesome seamstress to alter my dress!! Only some small adjustments, but I want someone with experience. I need this done in two weeks, and sadly I cannot offer much in exchange. The process won't take long, I just need someone with a great sewing hand...
Please respond and I'll message you!!

To the guy with a tattoo on his left arm that works at the Subway by Voertmans, I think you're really hot. And if I had been brave enough, I would have asked you for your number on Wednesday. ;)

I just had sex with the big boned chick at the rec! Never again
4/11/13

I confess that I recently went to go see a doctor about getting a race change, (I'm white but would like to be black). The conversation went as follows:

Doctor: Well sir we should be able to help out your situation. We simply have to darken your skin tone by 70%, reduce your intelligence by 20%, but add 40% to your penis length

Me: Well that sounds great, i sure would like to be black

(After operation)
Doctor: Well it appears we had some complications, we only darkened your skin tone by 40%, you lost 70% of your intelligence, and you lost 20% of your penis length.

Me: Oh si señor!

I hate it when whoever you're trying to date won't give you a clear yes or no if they like you or not. It isn't fair for both sides :(.

As soon as I get put in the friendzone I just start treating the girl like shit. Works every time! After all girl friendships mean nothing if I had liked her first and she didn't. idgaf ¯\_(?)_/¯ .

Yeah I like to fuck, I got a fucking problem.