To the attractive black girl I saw longboarding tonight with the Kurt Cobain t-shirt, marry me.

Casey M should have a confessions page of his own. Seriously, shut the fuck up about him. It's annoying as Hell.

I live on the second floor in my building. I run my vacuum once a week so the woman who lives below me doesn't think I am a total slob (even though I am).
No shame.

"I can't believe I'm actually doing this... But I have to share this. I'm not normally the kind of person who believes in love at first sight?... haha. (: But this was totally different. It was a Monday morning, and I was rushing to get ready for my 8:00 class and as I was heading out, I glanced over to my right and saw this person.... It was incredible! It was like looking into someone's eyes and seeing true happiness. I didn't know whether to smile or what. But I did and they smiled back. ((: It was such a rush! Someone that attractive actually smiled back at me! Woah, Captain. So then, I did what any rational person could do in that situation I went over to go talk to them. But as I got closer, I could tell they were as nervous as I was... That sort of made me a little more confident? haha so I said YOLO, and just went for the kiss... And that's when I hit my head on the mirror."

so i have been seeing this guy for about a year and a half now and i love him a lot but i have never really had an orgasm during sex until this last weekend and since i always faked it he know think the real one i just had was me faking it. idk what to do

So I've heard that UNT is getting a baseball team next year. Is that true?

To the people who live across the street from me (Hickory) in the blue house with the silver Hyundai Sonata, PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. Y'all are so fucking loud. Take your party elsewhere. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear that shit at 1am on a school night.

I give up. All girls are assholes. Stop lying to yourself and making yourself believe that you aren't, because you all are.