Why did the Scarecrow bark up at the tree?
It didn't, dumbass. It's a scarecrow not a dog. And it's inanimate.

For you people that do herbalife. You are all idiots. Of course you will lose weight off of just eating one meal a day. However your body can not live off shakes and diet pills for breakfast and lunch everyday the rest of your life. You are a dumbass of you think this. Stop ripping people off. You have all been scammed. In order to LOSE weight and KEEP the weight off you must cut calories. Also carb cycling is another useful tool. Do not listen to these idiots that try to sell herbalife, and say that the weight will stay off. It's going to stay off as long as you workout, and eat healthy. No shit dumbasses. Please learn about nutrition, and how the body works before you claim herbalife to be some magic fucking method to lose weight. All you people that bought it way to lose your money. You'll be fat again in a month. If you want to get in shape comment here. I will pick one person, and train them personally. I'm certified. I will take you through nutrition, and I will prove these herbalife idiots wrong.

I can't stand mixed signals. Either ask me out or stop texting me everyday. I promise to say yes.

Of course he would never open up to me. I'm not his best friend. I'm not someone he can seek comfort to. I'm just his girlfriend. I guess I don't mean to him any more than that. I'm not worthy enough for him to cherish at all. I guess I'm not worthy enough for anyone anymore...

I'm a guy in a relationship but still wish i had someone else to cuddle smoke weed and watch movies with...

I steal my roommate's fruit roll ups. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

X Art is the greatest porn ever.

Twerking is not the least bit attractive. If you really want to dance in a way that's sensual, learn to tango. You might not be dancing right on top of each other, but watch two good tango dancers dance; there's so much tension there it's ridiculous.