The guy that posts you're* on every confession makes my day. Everyone else is just like "dude what? "
It's awesome. Thank you for trolling.

Everyday, I try to make an effort to smile at as many people as I can, while I walk through campus. If they aren't having good day, I hope I can help make it at least a little better for them. I really love it when people smile back, and it certainly makes me feel a bit happier.

Hate it when someone says they're going to do change or do something differently, but then act the exact same way the next day, and the next, and the next.

One of my greatest achievements in life was when I stopped up an industrial-strength toilet with only my own fecal matter (no toilet paper). That was one hell of a prostate massage.

I'm so deep in the friendzone, that I am starting to feel like the one gay friend that some females like having around... I mean, for goodness sakes, I took her to Victoria's Secret the other day and I actually went into the store with her. R. L. , I love you, but I don't wanna be your little dog anymore. I'm sorry.

Kristina P. ....yeah she can get it.

Raychel T., do you have a boyfriend? This guy digs you a lot, but doesn't want to step on any toes.

To be honest, I have never laid eyes on a more perfect looking girl while working out and breaking sweat. & every one else seemed to think so too with the amount of heads she had turning walking across the rec. I'm pretty convinced she looked directly at me and smiled but idk. Anyone know of her?? Asian possibly mixed. Her tall brunette friends sexy too!