I don't date smokers. Is it wrong that I don't like people who smells?

Are there any dominant, muscular (yet still feminine) girls on campus that would let me worship them? The taller the better.

I've been here at UNT for a bit, and I still wonder: what is it that a white guy has to say to an attractive Asian female to get them to want to date us? Is it in Korean or something? Whatever it is, I am clearly not a keeper of these magical words, but I wish to be. Teach me, o' wise playas.

I'm so depressed that everything I say sounds sarcastic, including positive phrases like "I love that" or "that person is amazing". I notice that it really aggravates everyone around me. This only increases my self-loathing, so either give me a map to change or deal with it.

In anonymity I have no problem saying that I'd fuck that Valerie girl but unfortunately haven't seen her walking around in the red shorts.

The black men who play basketball at the rec are soooo sexy! UNNNFFF

I hate smokers, but I am comforted by the fact that you are all slowly rotting from the inside out. It seems an appropriate end.

To Valerie, whose red shorts seem to have garnered so much attention. I'm certainly no one to judge and I wouldn't presume to tell you how to live. However, please be aware that there are genuinely cruel people out there who may see your openness as an opportunity to exploit. So, if you are going to engage in high risk behavior, be extra careful. Sincerely, guy who doesn't want anyone to get hurt.