I want to start this out by saying I am not racist. I've waited tables for the past three years and everyone knows what type of people don't tip and I'm curious as to why black people specifically do. not. tip. or if they do it's below 10%. Even black co-workers have asked this question and no one can figure it out.

Ladies, is there anything wrong with a guy coming up to you in the library, saying hi, asking if he could sit with you and maybe asking you out for coffee? All opinions welcome. This is from a nice guy who just wants to say hi and get to know you.

I was talking to my friend and he said, "it's a rare condition this day in age to read any good news on a newspaper page." And I said Thanks Obama.

Running into UNT students in fetlife who are trying to find a sugar daddy,$500 for a month, to pay save money for their masters.She is a music major & jazz singer. I am not sure if I should expose her or not :D

I don't understand the appeal of blowjobs... I don't like them at all. Like, come on its a waste of time! Let's get to the sex already. I'm not here to come, I'm here to make YOU come. You're wasting both of our times if you want to give me head, because I'll probably just get bored and lose my erection anyways, and then that's no fun for either of us. Just let me eat you out, then let's have sex. Sex is about you, anyways... Anyone who disagrees is doing it wrong.

Joffery was mu favorite character.

I'm so tired of being lonely. Every time I make friends with girls they always play me and always friend zone me in the end and then probably decide to go suck off some douche they barely know instead. I'm fucking desperate and tired of having to go pay $100 for a damn hooker. I'm a 33 year old autistic virgin and live in my mom's house so I'm in a hell of my own. I failed UNT and then it took me 5 years to get a 2 year degree and am still unemployed and living off disability benefits and my mother's pension.

The truth is, we gays do indeed have a huge agenda to lure younger people into our cult and sodomize them to pass on our gay virus. All these straight pro-gay marriage people are our favorite pawns and we will turn them all gay. Conservatives though, are our absolute favorite converts, they're more willing than you may think! ;)