#5821 I find Grant to be one of the sexiest presidents alive. I like withdrawing all my money in $50s and cumming on his lovely face. I also love shoving wads of bills in my vajayjay. :3

#5809 After 3 years of lifting weights and dieting well I'm getting so impatient with my gains. I think my senior year I'm going to start taking steroids. Any guys out there have any experience with the juice and can give me some insight?

#5820 Im not looking to sleep with anybody right now. That's honestly the last thing on my mind. All I want is a girls I can lay down with and play video games, watch movies, or just talk for hours about nothing. Anyone like that out there?

#5808 I walked in on a guy from the Jewish fraternity Bobby G. And my roommate fucking. He was yelling how much he loved to take the D and couldn't help but ask for more and more. #NAF

#5818 I'm pretty sure Ibu doesn't even go to UNT.

#5819 Is there a club for people who like comic book shows/movies, video games, and sports all in one? I think that's the reason I don't have many friends... No one I associate with appreciates the same things that I do, therefore doesn't really have any interest in hanging out with me.

#5817 I see many people hating Christmas decorations and all the holiday cheer-- and it saddens me. I don't know why those people are so miserable around the holiday times, but they really need to try to be more positive for their own sake. Honestly, I wish they would see it from my point of view-- I love to see other people get excited over things and be happy. It gives me a warm feeling to know there are happy people out there and not snide grinches that try to ruin everything for everyone. Instead of being a nit picking grouch, sit down and have hot cocoa and enjoy the scenery.

#5807 I heard somewhere once that bad smells and spicy foods can cause nightmares. So, sometimes when I'm mad at my boyfriend for being a dick I take him to Del Taco and load us up on 85 cent bean burritos and the hottest sauces there. Once he's passed out and the Del Taco starts to kick in, I go and poop in his bathroom and leave the door open, all in hopes that he will have bad dreams. That's right babe. I hope that shit was spooky.