This page has exponentially increased the time I spend on the crapper

Alright ladies. It's cold again. Break out the tiny boots, the leggings, the sweatshirts, and the knit beanies. Why can't y'all find something to wear on your own without it needing to be a fashion trend? "Nike shorts are comfortable." "Yoga pants are comfortable." Blahblahblah. You bunch of uncreative, sheep-minded bitches.

Sometimes I name and have a conversation with my shits before flushing.

I shampoo and condition my pubes every time I shower

I've learned that my problem is not that I am too shy and you're just indifferent; the problem is that we both see ourselves as shy and the other as indifferent.

I could use some pep talk right about now.

I really hate seeing girls complain about how their boyfriends suck. All it does is reinforce my opinion that girls have absolutely awful taste in guys.

I do not agree by any means, but I now understand how people have affairs. Within just over a year my relationship has turn from amazing, passionate, and so much fun, to boring, angry, and completely passion lacking. I can't get my S/O to show me that they care even when I say, "I am not happy anymore, if we don't fix things I'm out the door." Yet nothing happens. Even on our anniversary nothing happened. Sex has not been a factor in our relationship in a long time, no matter how much I beg. After the mind blowing, crazy, passionate love making we used to have... Now it's 5 minutes of missionary every few months if I'm really lucky. I do believe this is a temporary problem, but my mind keeps wandering off thinking that if I could just have someone who was willing to no strings attached touch me, it would give me some fuel to fix what's at home. Crazy, right? But that's not going to happen.. Once those thoughts come, its time to go. Gotta say, if I'm thinking these things in just over a year with really nothing to lose, I understand their thinking when people who have felt like this for a decade and have children etc at stake would choose the latter option.

To the admin- I have plenty of time since I am only taking one class this semester. I would like to be a moderator of this page. And post like 10 confessions each hour. It would be easy to catch up with the confessions. What say?