Dear Diary,

So, I used to read UNT confessions because they seemed interesting at first. Then I got tired of reading about people bitching on here. Relationshit problems, virgin issues, and lots of urinating on people's belongings is what I've seen lately. I wish it would serve a better purpose...like helping me find adderall, specifically for dead week.

Sincerely,
Struggling student -_-
4/19/13

My roommate is passive-aggressive as fuck, and I don't piss him off on purpose, but when he gets mad...I love it :D

Anyone know where to find some STRAIGHT male porn actors that actually moan? It drives me crazy when I hear a guy moan, but so few rarely do. It makes me really wish my ex(who moaned almost as much as most girls) hadn't dumped me. :(

So who the fuck is our president?

So am I the only one who want to just hijack a UNT bus and hot box the hell out of with some loud smelly kushhhhh???????

I wanna write a confession where a girl sees me on campus and finds me attractive so i can feel better about myself. Anybody wanna do it for me so it'd feel more real?

Dear Hannah, I love your mohawk and your snake bites and I want to marry you.

So I saw a status about a guy wanting to give girls facials. What happens if a guy was to get one? Does that make him scum? I for one did this several times in my time up at UNT.