I'm in love with a married woman who is not my wife. It's that simple, that complicated, and that terrible.

I love your pussy. I am a pussy addict. I love its smell, I love how it looks, especially when I arouse you and it gets wet and I rub it all over your pussy, which makes the warm pink skin glisten with your cum. Then I lightly touch the lips and run my finger along it making you twitch and spasm as your pussy dilates. The nipples on your beautiful soft breasts become hard and I tease you by barely touching the tip of your hard nipple with my warm wet tongue. Then you become nervous as my tongue moves from your nipple downwards slowly. I'm almost fully going down on you at this point and you're dying with anticipation for me to start caressing your clit with my tongue. Only, you get teased more as I lick the top of your inner thighs. I breathe my warm humid breath onto your pussy and you twitch again. Finally, I begin to run my tongue along the lips and clit of the pussy and your moans become noticeably louder. As I lightly tongue your clit I begin to slide two of my figures inside and with them I rub the top of the inside until I see you go crazy with pleasure and now I know I've found your g-spot. I keep licking the clit and sliding my fingers into your g-spot and it gets more and more intense until your about to cum, but little do you know I have an evil side to me. I stop right before you cum to make you beg me to keep going and finish you. I make you beg me until I am satisfied. Only then do I resume and bring you to a climax so intense your eyes roll back into your head, your body convulses and muscles clench violently, and your moans turn into orgasmic screams. It gives me such satisfaction to know that I've played you like a puppet and had such power over you. I've used one of the most beautiful parts of your body against you. After being with me good luck going back to all the other selfish and mediocre sex that's out there, because it's likely you won't be able to go back. I'm the only one that can please you like you really need to be and we both know that. I've ruined you and now your addicted to my touch, your mine forever. There's so much more I will have you experience, many, many more nasty things I will do to you once you come crawling back.

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I am looking fo dis hell fine shorty dat i saw up in dat UNT campus on satadayyy.I tried to holla at yo fine ghetto ass and you called me a thugg niggaa and said yo name was laqueefa Jones.
Damn lil mama you had all sorts of ghettoniss spillin outta dem jeans, wit hell fine titayyyyzzz! make a nigga wanna bust. I want yo ass to be ma ghetto queen and I will be yo thugg nigga. ya digg.
Hit me up wit a like on diss nd wit wat you was wearin so I knows its ma future baby mama Laqueefa and not some oda chicken headed hoe.

-Darell

I was REALLY drunk one night last year after a party. I lived on campus at College Inn and my friend had to escort my drunk ass back to CI. To avoid the pigs (police) we cut through campus. I had to piss really bad. It was intense. So I took a piss on the Language Building. Now every time I see the Language Building I am reminded of that faithful night and how I have forever marked my territory. (J.D)

So Randal H...Can you just notice I exist? You are so damn hot I have a huge crush on you. We had the same class last semester and I always see you around campus. I am so shy to talk to you first.

Would you pay someone to clean your dorm room/apartment for move out day at a low rate?

I've been looking for a job in Denton forever and can't seem to find one any Ideas on good places?

To the person who wont befriend fat people: What the fuck do you think we are going to do? Are you afraid we are going to stuff some baby back ribs and brownies down your throat? Bitch, I am fat Not contagious! You hate looking at my rolls all day? Guess what, I hate looking at your bony ass all day! I got my own self fat and I will fix it my own damn myself! Kiss my cellulite, bitch!