Girl with red hair and a tattoo on her thigh.....I saw her at Bruce once, and then once again heading to the gym....you are so gorgeous, just thought I'd let you know :)

I just farted and a little bit of shit came out.

I've been going to the rec for the past month to get back in shape. It's been going pretty well... well it was. About a week ago, I saw this really gorgeous woman at the gym. I would see her everytime I went there after class to workout. I am a pretty shy guy, I have had my heart broken many times... so I try to avoid talking to women. My friends and family continously tell me to start talking to women again and that if you think a woman is beautiful, tell her. Well, after my workout, I felt like I had enough courage to tell her what I thought. I went up to her, looked her in the eye, kinda smiled a bit and I told her that I thought she was beautiful. She looked freaked out after I said this, so I apologized and quickly went on my way. I feel like a complete dork now. Didn't mean to create an awk. situation... I was just trying to be assertive for once and speak my mind. Looks like I can't show my face at the rec during that time anymore, and I guess this is even more of a sign that I should just keep to myself and not talk to women.

My idiotic sister that is a teen mom of 2 called me out at Easter for being recently laid off.... and she works at a McDonalds in the ghetto. My friends and I kept calling the one she works at to complain amd guess who got fired?! Ha I had the last laugh.

Why do people even think they are "asexual" or "pan sexual"? Come on you like boobs or you like the D or both. Even calling yourself that is beyond stupid.

4/20 junkies watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6H56CmIrT4

Props to Valarie on 300A floor in Kerr

I'm scared to talk to you. The last time I did, things got asinine. I think I like you, but I'd rather have the guy in my head than nothing at all.