Does anyone know any good sites for cyber sex? Like Chatroulette, but, you know, for sex. It's not that I can't get laid. It's just fun.

There is nothing sweeter than an old black man playing guitar and telling stories of his youth.

Drowning my misery in Strawberry Yoplait yogurt.

Barneby J., you're a pretty girl. It's a shame you're so fucking rude and you think it's fun to be assy to people on this website.

Let's review a little bus etiquette: wait until others get off the bus before piling on, unless your stop is the next one go to the back of the bus, if it is standing room only stand facing the front so more people can hold the bar - and you avoid putting your crotch or ass in somebody's face -, but most importantly, it is never okay to take up more than one seat unless you are some how disabled. Thank you and have a nice day.

I want to fuck in the weight room at the rec.

As a graduate student and TA, you undergrads ask me a lot of questions about grad school life and I don't mind answering them. If you don't understand the advisor selection process, I will tell you how it works. If you don't understand that I don't just take classes for four straight years like you do, I might giggle a little and correct you. But if you really don't understand when I tell you that I already have a bachelor's degree, please do both of us a favor and stop pursuing one.

Here's my confession. 6 years ago, I watched my best friend commit suicide, and for the next 3 years, I wanted to kill myself. The anniversary is always the worst, which happens to be in a couple of weeks. The few people I've confided in about this have told me I need to move on, but I often find that difficult, even though each year it gets easier. I've made my share of mistakes following the suicide, cutting, trying to kill myself even, but now, looking back at it, it's not worth it. I made a friend here this year, who is amazing. She's made this year so much easier, and has helped me realize that there is always something to live for, even in the worst of times. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, even when you're down, don't give up. It'll always get better.