Wednesday, 24 April 2013 05:41 PM
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Just watched The Wizard of Oz synced up with Dark Side of the Moon. Not impressed.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 05:35 PM
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If you're sitting at the computers in the library and you're working on something that doesn't require a computer, then get the fuck away from the computer. There are tons of perfectly good desks all over the library that you can work at.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 05:24 PM
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I always drink lots and lots of water before I go to the hot tub so that my urine is clear when I pee in it.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 05:12 PM
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6:30 pm on 4/24/13
Girl in Bruce that kept making eye contact with me and was smiling and was wearing work out clothes... you need to find me again!
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 05:01 PM
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I just want the guy that works at Forum apartments that showed me an apartment this week named sam c. to know he is HANDSOME. i have been thinking about you since i laid eyes on you :-)
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:56 PM
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Where is she, The woman who is just like me? I heard she was hidin somewhere I can't see.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:45 PM
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Last night I had the BEST sex of my life, no joke. Squirting orgasms over and over again... soaked the damn bed. Guys... squirting is hot right?
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 04:39 PM
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I dropped out of UNT last semester. I still go on my days off and sit by the Library mall just to check out girls.