Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:35 PM
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I always feel like a fat ass when I order a pizza, so I make sure to yell, "Hey, guys! Pizza's here!" before I shut the door, so the pizza guy won't know I'm gonna eat the whole large pizza on my own.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:31 PM
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To the guy in the Union on Teusday(4/25) around 4:15 with the white backwards rangers hat, khaki cutoff shorts, and blacks vans, with your headphones in, the happiness in your smile as you mouthed the lyrics to your song, I can not thank you enough. It's people like you that make me not go through with killing myself. People who look like they can find the positive in things and look happy being alaive in this world. With my depression, I have to force myself to find brighter side but I hope to god one day I can be like you.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:28 PM
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I wear my UT shirt because I have family who graduated from there, family who currently goes there, and because their football team doesn't embarrass their school. You wear your UNT shirt because you for some reason support a mediocre football program. Suck it UT haters, and get rid of that little green eyed monster following you around. ;)
Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:16 PM
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Last night (4/24) I was at the gym, and the same two sorority girls that were giving me mean looks at the gym last week were there. While they were leaving, I heard them talking about me, saying "why does she act like she knows what she's doing, she clearly doesn't. And why does she own athletic clothes." To which her friend's answer was "because she's fat and that's all she can wear!!!" I left the bike rack to confront them, and they laughed, walked away, and continued talking about me.
After years of this ridicule, my adrenaline kicked in and I walked up to the girl on the right and slapped her square in the cheek. After that I just turned around, got on my bike, and rode away.
The gym is my only safe place, think about that next time you laugh or make fun of someone who isn't a carbon copy of you.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:12 PM
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Every time I see a girl wearing a frat shirt I can't help but think she probably earned that shirt by sleeping with the whole fraternity.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:09 PM
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Anyone on campus do pc games? Last console I owned was the psx, and then I got a PC, but it seems every "gamer" plays on consoles.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:08 PM
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I want to bang a mtf transgender while they bang my lady.
Thursday, 25 April 2013 12:07 PM
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Guys are dominating tools. I keep seeing people who want three-ways on here, but they're always looking for another girl. Don't be greedy, boys. You too insecure to bring in another guy, but not so much to bring in another woman? Let the ladies have some fun.