Friday, 26 April 2013 12:48 AM
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don't you worry child texas has a plan for youuu oh oh oh
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:47 AM
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I hate you texas
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:42 AM
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Feels good when my dong gets slapped.
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:39 AM
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I just heard the phrase "cunt punt" from that angry sorority girl's email. Why don't more people say that?
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:39 AM
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The Taco Bell on 377 and 35 gives the best service. I was the girl in the red TL behind the corvette and whoever the guy was serving me was funny cute and way too nice! Thank you for being amazing and making my night!
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:38 AM
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I never read the bear post. I feel left out.
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:37 AM
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To the cute ginger guy at the rec, I was too shy to say hi, but I did brush your arm on purpose. I haven't washed my arm since. That was two months ago.
Friday, 26 April 2013 12:35 AM
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Sometimes I fart in public, then walk a bit away and act as if another person is responsible. I feel no remorse.