My roommate is a pussy ass BITCH! Any cool black dudes wanna be roommates with another cool black dude @ Gateway in the fall? I don't wanna room with no punk ass peckerwoods anymore!

Stop trying to wear those short, daisy-duke looking shorts if your thighs touch. Please. Seeing all that cellulite makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

To the white girl at the rec today with the black tank top and black spandex booty shorts: Thank you for bending over to touch your toes while your ass was facing the track. It gave me something to look at as I ran by. Dat ass.

Trey, Idk why you even bothered getting my number or hanging out with me those few days if you were just going to lead me on and completely stop talking to me out of the blue. Guys like you are part of the reason I've decided to wait until marriage to lose my virginity. Just never know who you can trust these days.... It's just a shame because I thought you were different, and I was really starting to like you. Oh well, guess you're just another stereotypical guy who only cares about getting laid. (BTW he doesn't have a facebook, so this isn't directed at anyone who may get tagged.)

There is 1 UNT parking guy(always has on sunglasses) that I would just like to say thank you to. I can't afford a parking permit so sometimes on my way to class if I see him I ask if I can park and he says sure and never gives me a ticket. Some friends and I were on Fry St one time and we saw him give a quarter to someone so they wouldn't have an expired meter. I know you probably get a lot of trash from people but you are truly a kind person and I greatly thank you for that. I have a similar job that people don't ever say nice things to me. I wish I knew your name but I don't. God bless you

Idk if this is weird but I actually like differences/opposites/unexpected things a lot. For example, I am a white republican male and my ideal girl to marry or be with would be a dark skinned black girl who is a democrat as well as having a different religion from me, be taller than me (the taller the better!), different interests, she can be slightly bigger than me too but not required, and basically just everything opposite of me. If she is African and wears cultural clothing and has an accent, even better. I know this is not exactly normal but what do you guys think? It is kinda weird because whenever I talk to girls, I always get excited every time they say something that is different from what I am. It's like I am hoping when they talk about their religion (or anything), it's something different from mine and I get excited when it is. I guess it's kinda like we are still united despite our differences but idk exactly how to explain it.

Iskander, will you marry me???

Creator: I will give someone $15 dollars to write the rest of my 10 page paper for me that is due tomorrow!! -.- hate writing papers SO much and I always procrastinate till the last minute, ALWAYS!