Girls, if William replies to your comments telling you he wants to message you, ignore it. He's replied to all my posts saying he wants to know me but does the same with other girls. We don't need someone who's just trying every girl out until he finds one that will give in and message him.

To the girl who were sitting next to me during that math exam, I am sure drinking water every 10 seconds of that steel cup didn't make you smarter, but you sure found a way to stress me out!!!

Some ladies here need to learn that just because it zips doesn't means it fits. No one wants to see half your ass hanging out of your shorts.

I'm looking for a roommate this fall at The Grove. I'm chill, not loud, and I like to slap sorority girls. HMU if you're interested please :)

To all the "lonely stoners" at UNT, you guys should look up sometimes and see those asses you missing 'cause you too busy enjoying your highness. Gosh, many of you are so hot!!!

Earlier this week I wore my ugly Starbucks refreshers promo shirt to the Kerr cafeteria and found another guy the same Starbucks refreshers promo shirt. I think your name was Michael or something.
Not trying to holla, I just want you to know I really like your appreciation of Starbucks refreshers promo shirts.

This happens like twice a week on campus:
ME: *sees guy carrying long board on side of road when he could be using it.*
MY BRAIN:" It's bad enough to be THAT douche on the long board around campus, so why be a douche that just carries one around to look cool?"

Am I the only one who is really fucking sick of some of the people around this campus?

Also, fuck Beats by Dre... you got ripped off... all of you.

Thanks for putting up with my shit, you are the best & sweetest.