I really wish I had more friends I have like 2 friends and it doesnt help that I like one of them. She has more friends than just me!! So when she's hanging and talking to other girls I get jealous. Even the thought of it makes me upset. I wish she would just tell me Im the one for her and be my gf. Seem like that will never happen though, so what do I do. I feel like I be thinking bout her but she dont be thinking about me like that.

Its stupid how girls complain about guys not having a dick big enough to satisfy them, and want to cheat on them or shit like that. What if guys did the same thing? Guys let's just leave a girl or cheat on them because their boobs or asses aren't big enough. Yall hoes wouldn't like that shit would you? And don't start with the whole "OP must have a small dick", I'm not hung but 7 isn't small. I understand everybody wants good "dimensions" in their partner (me included), but ladies if the size of their dick is what's going to make or break the relationship, then stick being a slut, not a girlfriend.

Once, I was walking behind this guy who was in one of my classes last semester. He was one of those immature guys that are stuck in the middle school mentality of shooting little paper balls at people's heads and making the most rude comments on anybody who he didn't like. Being a little butthurt that he managed to make me a target most days, I stared at the back of his head wishing he would explode. He then tripped and fell face first. Close enough.

It annoys me when people overuse literally. No you did not beat anyone until shit came out or did your heart actually ripped when you found out your significant other cheated on you.

I'm not sure what the technical term is, but Dirty Randy calls it, "The Stuffed Pepper"!

My gender confuses me. Ladies can you please explain the logic of this?
1.Bikinis are ok to be seen in but underwear with the same coverage is not.
2. Wearing shorts that make your panties look huge in comparison.
3. Complain about being cold when you barely have anything on.
Seriously what the fuck? What happened to modesty? Ever hear of "leave something to the imagination"?

I think some people hate overweight people because they are afraid of becoming overweight. (Just like some hate gays because they can't accept their own gay urges.) Honestly, no one genuinely cares for a strangers health so it's not a valid reason for fat bashing.

There is an Asian girl I have the biggest crush on. During Orientation, when I first saw her, she had blonde hair but its normal now. I know she lived at Maple when I did and almost melted when I saw her in her Nerd Costume. She works at the Rec and has huge glasses but I don't know her name. I know she's really involved with campus activities because I always see her at events. I hate that I'm too much of a weenie to tell how amazing she is. I also hate my being in a heterosexual relationship stops me from doing so.