Friday, 03 May 2013 06:02 PM
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Last week, I gave my boyfriend a very...enthusiastic blowjob while he played Battlefield 3 on TeamSpeak with his friends. Watching him struggle to be quiet, throw his head back with his mouth wide open, and grab my hair while he came was such a rush. My throat hurt afterwards, but seeing him shell-shocked was worth it. (good thing the mic wasn't on!)
Friday, 03 May 2013 05:59 PM
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Me and my girlfriend always laugh at the people who post on here about wanting to kill themselves.... Ironically now I feel like I want to kill myself... And am posting about it on here... Lol
Friday, 03 May 2013 05:34 PM
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Being on your period . . . not fun.Being on your period WHILE YOU HAVE A COLD . . . DEAR GOD.
Every cough.
Every sneeze.
Every time you blow your nose.
FUCKING WATERFALL.
Friday, 03 May 2013 05:11 PM
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I could care less about any of my classes right now, Im juts trying to pass and go the fuck home.
Friday, 03 May 2013 04:50 PM
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I had sex with my girfriend in the bathroom at lou's during my friends crawl.
Friday, 03 May 2013 04:48 PM
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To the girl who is always at karaoke Wednesday nights at the treehouse whose name is like sochi??? Just wanted to let u know I totally have masturbated to you like three times now. One day I will approach u
Ps I liked the mustache on your boob this week. Gave me an excuse to stare.
Friday, 03 May 2013 04:29 PM
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Wtf do people send on snapchat?
Friday, 03 May 2013 03:58 PM
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Does the girl in the "fuck me" shorts even have friends?