#5934 I'm pretty open minded when it comes to girls I would date, but the one thing I could never do is date a girl whose smile I don't like. I don't care if the smile is straight and perfect or if it's dorky or whatever, but if I don't like it, it makes that person less attractive.

#5935 I have a question to the girls on this site; do girls in relationships consciously look for non-threatening guys to talk to, or is it unconscious? Because literally every single girl who has talked to me of her own volition this last year has been in a relationship. It's slightly disappointing to find out that they have a boyfriend, but they're cool people so I'm fine being friends. I'm just curious as to whether girls purposely look for guys who won't try to hit on them, or if it's just some quality I have that makes them feel safe talking to me.

#5936 I love when the weather gets all sad and depressing and shit and I can just sit around alone drinking coffee.

#5937 I like to be tied up with movement completely restricted and fucked hard without prep in all 3 holes.

#5938 These bitches need to back off Adam connell. He's mine. Even if he don't know it yet.

#5957 This time last year...Icepocalypse. Remember.

#5956 And now it's time for random bedtime conversations with Larry:

"Don't touch that meat!"

"What meat?"

"That weiner meat."

"But I like Snausage."

#5955 And now it's time for random bedtime conversations by Larry:

"I love it when you punch me in the vagina."

"You love being punched... in the vagina?"

"By a cock."