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How do you guys feel about PDA?

why wont you post my confession?

Shout out to all my fellow science majors who have to take the ACS this week. We did it! One more week!

Fuck! I just woke up with a cat licking peanut butter off my nutsack. Fucking tequilla. Whose fucking cat is this?

I would love to start a business in this town. I was thinking of a tutoring business that is a done at the student's place. As the student gets more right or accomplished the tutor would then remove articles of clothing. I was thinking of calling it "Topless Tutors". I have just got to figure out how to hire smart people who would be willing to tutor in this method and how much students would pay for such a service.
The thoughts I have at 4:30 am on a Saturday morning.

As a guy, I never date. In fact I detest the idea. I've gone on such a hiatus that my friends are starting to, or already do, think I'm gay. That's not it though. If I was a gay, I'd own that shit. I'm completely open to the idea. Unfortunately, I like girls. The real reason I don't date is because my friends have ruined the idea of relationships for me because of how much cheating goes on. I can't tell the people getting cheated on because one, I don't know them, and two I'm a lot better friends with the people doing the cheating. Since I promised my friends I'd never tell, and I take promises seriously, I'm hoping anonymously will ease my conscience a bit.

My best friend was with his girlfriend of two years, and cheated on his girlfriend with a girl I was in love with, (we'll call her Amy). He didn't tell his girlfriend of two years of the affair until he convinced her to leave her home of Florida and move to Texas. Not only did he do it once and then tell her about it, but he cheated again on her.

Another incident happened when a different friend, (we'll call him Ray), and I went to a party with Amy and her friend. At the party they all snuck away and made out in the bathroom. Aside from that being a bit of a dick move, we later came to find out Amy's friend has a boyfriend who she'd been dating for 3 years. In fact, they're still together to this day. On a sidenote, to expand on the dick move, Ray and Amy decided to get together on my 21st birthday as I was in the other room.

Sometime later I met and dated a girl at Texas State and came to discover her roommate/best friend had been dating this guy for about a year. This girl was an awesome new friend. I did however find out she got it on with pretty much any guy that looked her way. Not even joking, I got a call from my girlfriend one time crying one night because she just saw her friend having a threesome with two guys in the parking lot behind some cars. With all this going on she would always look me in the face and tell me how much she loved her boyfriend.

Sometime later, I caught this same girlfriend making out with one of my friends at a party I WAS AT.

Now going over to the University of Texas San Antonio, I became friends with this realllly attractive girl who was pretty awesome. There was one crazy night where we played strip poker and she got completely naked. That shit was crazy. Anyway, as crazy as that chick was she seemed pretty down to earth. Until I found out she'd been dating two guys for YEARS. Nowadays, one of them is engaged to her, but is still clueless of the other guy.

I know a lot more of my friends cheating than that, but those have always been the ones that have bothered me. As much as I'd like to tell these guys that have been, or are being, cheated on. It's not my place. I don't know these guys and some of them I haven't even met. The way I look at it, these people doing the cheating are the ones I LIKE. The ones I've called friend at one point or another. How the heck am I supposed to go out there and look to be serious with someone when I know how completely two faced people can be in a relationship?

Olivia. The beautiful girl in crooked crust with the tattoos and really short hair. Thank you for letting me borrow your lighter sweetheart. I really hope to see you again :)