To all of the people who complain about shitty relationships that seem to keep happening to them, have you ever thought to just do some trial runs with people you don't usually go for but are still somewhat interested in?

It's not rocket science, but maybe if you don't really like the type you normally end up with, it might be a good idea to change it up some. And who knows, maybe you're only mildly interested in the person because you don't know enough about them. Branch out, guys!

I seriously want to beat the ever-loving crap out of my roommate. He enters the living room area, and what does he do? Turn on every damn light. That wouldn't be a big deal if he actually USED THE ROOM AFTER. Usually he just flips them on, and walks on out the door, or does it when he comes in to go to his room.

Every light. Every single one. It's not just one, and it's regardless of the time of day. I've talked to him about it at least 5 times now. I am tried of being charged extra for him being a piece of shit person who can't comprehend why you should turn the lights off when they're not in use.

My roommate is such a bitch!!
She actually told me that she was gonna report me to the apartment manager for making "sounds" when I'm having sex with my boyfriend.
Which i think is really bitchy and immature. For the past year I've had to listen to her spend +5 hrs everynight screaming at the top of her lungs at her boyfriend, and I never complained not even once.

I got so shitfaced the other night while watching The Hobbit, I ran around my apt. with a nerf sword screaming "I'm going on an adventure!"

So I'm bi and I'd love to meet up with a hot guy and try stuff maybe even see what it leads to after that.

There's this really attractive guy named Steven who lives at Victory. He has the sexiest car, his smile is contagious, he dresses very well for a guy, he's pretty muscular, and is by far one of the kindest guys I've met this semester. Only one problem, he has a girlfriend who he seems to be in love with... He talks and brags about her constantly so I thought I'd never have the chance but I finally saw her in person and she's not all that. He also is super flirty with me. Should I make a move on him and hope he'll realize he's too good for her? I only have one week left and I don't know if we'll keep contact over the summer..

I'm a pizza delivery driver. Tonight I was making a delivery to a house around midnight when I noticed that an elderly man across the street had emerged from his home just standing in the doorway watching. As I walked back to my car he approached me with a $5 bill wrapped around a little scripture pamphlet. He told me he knew we drivers don't get tipped well and wanted me to have the $5. He said he also wanted me to read over the scriptures when I had time, to which I replied that I already am a Christian. He joyously shook my hand in approval and walked back to his house. So for all you that work off tips and hate it when Christians give you shitty tips, have some hope! The ironic part was that I could faintly hear Attila's "Nothing Left To Say" playing in my car throughout the conversation. Luckily, it was out of his earshot, but it was right around the part where it goes, "I wish you'd shut your fucking mouth and don't say my fucking name. SUCK MY DICK!" Somewhere out there, Chris Fronzak is smiling.

My sexual desires are completely dead and I only ejaculate for health purposes. I honestly have no desire to secks with anyone and this worries and disturbs me.