Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:53 PM
#5239 I've been flirting with a junior in my class. I don't like him at all, but I only do it because he gives me his old textbooks for free. He has saved me over $250 so far. So no, I don't feel bad.
Thursday, 28 August 2014 01:47 PM
#5239 Wanting to fuck your classmate(s) is like wanting to fuck your neighbor. You have to be REALLY careful or else you're going to mess things up and it will be awkward for the rest of the time you are in close proximity to each other. It's Torture. TORTURE I SAY!!
Thursday, 28 August 2014 08:19 AM
#5239 This is a bit embarrassing, but I'll use my anonymity to get this off my chest: the other day, I had an uncomfortable experience with a prostitute. I solicited, because until that time, I was a virgin desperate to get laid (and I'm 23, mind you).
I've been pretty desensitized by porn, so as of lately, I've been scrolling through Craigslist's 'casual encounters' section. While many of my attempts of getting with other people were anything but fruitful, I saw an ad in the middle of the night. She was a single mom desperate for money. After a brief conversation with her, we agreed to meet up at her place to get the deed done.
So I came to her place in Lewisville while her kid was at school, and after having her prove that she wasn't an undercover cop, I paid her upfront. She wasn't super attractive, but her ass was ridonkulous, so I was content with paying her $300 for 'the girlfriend experience'.
She went the whole 9 yards with it, as well. She was nibbling at my ear, she kissed my neck excessively as she was taking off my pants, and after 20 minutes of heavy petting and the best (and only) blowjob I've ever received, the moment came: I was going to lose my virginity.
As I made my entrance and experienced the greatest sense of euphoria, I came inside of her, before she even reach her first orgasm. After this happened, she screamed at me and told me that she couldn't get pregnant again. We got in this huge fight, and my mom got scared, and said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Nah forget it. YO HOMES TO BEL AIR!' I pulled up to the home about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later.' Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit in my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:37 PM
#5239 It's a MAN's job (not a boy) to respect a girl, but it's a girl's job to give him something to respect. Changes are greater if you're looking for a decent guy, and not the type that is only looking for a one night stand.
Wednesday, 27 August 2014 09:20 PM
#5239 When my brother moved to UNT, I installed a camera in his living room. (No where else cause that would be perverted.) I did this because I knew that he would be doing drugs and maybe worse stuff that our parents would disapprove. Everytime I catch him smoking a bowl or fucking some whore I let my parents know. They've already taken his car and cut his allowance down. That's what you get, Trevor, for being a little bitch to me growing up. I got in so much trouble because of your bullshit lies. Just cause you're the younger sibling, doesn't mean you're entitled to anything. You fucking prick. Now, how does it feel?
Wednesday, 27 August 2014 08:19 PM
#5239 If UNT beats UT, I call on the greek life of UNT to lead a naked mile throughout campus.
Wednesday, 27 August 2014 07:59 PM
#5239 I'm pretty sure there is an elephent living above me that never sleeps
Wednesday, 27 August 2014 06:57 PM
#5239 I am a 36D