Sunday, 27 April 2014 11:54 AM
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My friends and I got my R.A so drunk he pissed on a kids door and we needed to call other R.As to get him to bed. Mission accomplished
Sunday, 16 February 2014 11:12 AM
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I'm masturbating in my dorm with my roommate
Monday, 27 January 2014 03:23 PM
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I was at a party and my friends dared me to eat this girl out but I had to use hot sauce on her so I did it
Monday, 27 January 2014 08:31 AM
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"We're not alcoholics, they go to meetings. We're just drunks"
Friday, 17 January 2014 10:56 PM
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One time I thought this girl was down to fuck. So at a party I told her to meet me in the next room in 5 mind. Long story short I was naked, and turns out the girl was my long distanced girlfriends best friend
Tuesday, 08 October 2013 07:26 PM
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I love getting stoned and then going to the dining halls. Munchies for days.