Hey 213 in Turner, do you understand what 23 hour quiet hours means? It means don't blast your music at 4pm when we're all trying to study. (Before anyone asks, yes I talked to the RA's but this room is full of cowards who don't answer the door when someone comes to knock).

If anyone taking summer classes is looking for a place to live, my roommate and I are looking for someone to take over our lease from end of May/beg. of June through July 30. It's 1-2 bedrooms. Like this and I'll message you with more details! Thanks!

An older gentleman comes across a genie lamp and he rubs it and a genie appears. The genie says you got 3 wishes so wish wisely. The old gentleman say well there’s this place called the Middle East and there’s been war going on for thousands of years is there anything you can do about that? The genie says I don’t think I can do anything about that, it sounds too complicated, do you have another wish? The old gentleman says well I’ve been married for 40 years and my wife has never given me a blow job can you get her to blow me? The genie responds after a few seconds and says tell me about that issue in the Middle East again.

Despite the name, highways are a place not to get high kids. So remember that and have pleasant travels??

Well I am a dominate and my girlfriend is a switch... she wants to dom a female and wants me to pick the person

Is anyone looking for a room for next year? I've got one available in a nice house 2 blocks from campus. (10 minute walk) There is a cat in the house so you need to be ok with cats. Comment if your interested and I'll message you more details!

Adison Schofield

You dropped your ID in the Fuzzys parking lot, I turned it in to them!

Boyfriend looked at a photo of our mutual friend while getting himself off. Might have been an accident, and he has never done it before, but holy fuck does that bother me now... I mean I know he loves me and we have sex like all the time (she is also married) so I am not worried about like him cheating but I want to be his fantasy. I hope it was an accident. Sigh.