Friday, 06 September 2013 11:10 AM
My fuckin roommates suck. I want to kill one in his sleep, and fuck his gf. The other is an extreme introvert.
Friday, 06 September 2013 09:49 AM
If you're one of those annoying people that click their pens all through out class, just know I secretly blow you up in my mind.
Friday, 06 September 2013 09:13 AM
I'm the kind of girl that will search high and low for your toilet paper at a party. If you have enough money to supply like the liquor than you should have enough for toilet paper too. If there isn't any I will in fact use your towel. you. are. welcome.
Friday, 06 September 2013 04:45 AM
You're "supposed" to meet the person you marry in college. Well here I am as a senior and nowhere close to that. I haven't met one guy that is husband material.
Friday, 06 September 2013 02:50 AM
Look, I've said no like 10 times and the fact that you don't understand that makes me question how you got to college. You're creepy and annoying. Everyone would appreciate it if you left me alone forever. Also, you're a fucking grad student hitting on freshmen and sophomores....how bad is it that you can't even hit on a girl your own age? Get a grip.
Friday, 06 September 2013 02:43 AM
I'm tired of being a chicken shit. I'm at UNC man! I want to meet the people here! I want to go out and have some fun. So to conquer this fear of meeting people, I will send a facebook friend request to anyone that likes this confession and start chatting it up instantly!
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:35 AM
Dakota from Math 120 on Tuesdays and Thursdays... super cute! Wish he would talk to me! :(
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:28 AM
I'm a little shy, but Savannah in my philosophy class you have a very adorable, sexy look goin' on. Keep up the good work:)