Thursday, 05 September 2013 06:04 PM
Possibly the longest week ever...could really use some pussy, it was also be a bonus if we were able to have a conversation longer than 5 minutes.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:42 PM
Shout out to all the swag fags, if the diamonds in your ears are bigger than the diamonds in mine, you need to reevaluate your life.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:27 PM
Is it just me or is it really hard to tell who looks like they could be a fuck buddy and who looks like it will take a lot of work? I just want a fuck buddy that is chill and wont get all serious right away.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:17 PM
I only have one testicle.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:14 PM
I want to join a sorority but I'm not blonde, skinny, or bitchy enough.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:42 PM
Look all i want is a good girl who is smart, got some meat on her, a beautiful smile, likes to cuddle, go to the movies, being wined and dined, and appreciates study dates. None of that twerking shit.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:36 PM
I'm a freshman girl and I basically want a fuck buddy...
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:16 PM
Why don't the University let residents date their RA's? I will bang my RA without or with the University approval. #nojoke