Friday, 06 September 2013 07:16 PM
I wanna hook up with my RA
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:59 PM
Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos.
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:56 PM
I'm visiting UNC this weekend and hoping to Jesus and his disciples that I find a fantastic girl who actually cares and wants to chill for the time being. I'm tired of giving a girl my number and then:
A. Can't hold a conversation
B. Has a bf (yet they still give me their number)
C. Isn't interested in me (Why give me your number if you aren't?)
Please keep me entertained and chill with me I'm not that hard to please
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:52 PM
All I want to do is get through college with good grades and start the career of my dreams! I don't want to party, I don't want to drink, and I don't want to smoke. Why was the first question after meeting someone new at UNC always "Do you party? " and when I'd reply "no" they'd be shocked and even say I look like a party girl.. Is that really all that matters to college students. No, I'm not a nerd or a lonely loser. I happen to struggle in school, but know where I want to be in life so I'm working hard for it and I've been in a very happy relationship with my boyfriend for almost 2 years! :) We are paying all this money for college...get your priorities straight and get out as fast as you can! Don't party your way through college to where you fail out and have to spend double the money. Come on people.
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:50 PM
Dude, you're in a prius and you revved your engine next to me?
I hope you enjoyed my tail lights.
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:37 PM
All I want is a pretty girl to rub lotion on my chaffed arm pits
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:28 PM
If I sent you a drunk text don't text me in the morning because that ship has sailed.
Friday, 06 September 2013 06:04 PM
Tonight I will be having fun all night long, if any of you girls want to join me just let me know and I will Inbox you. This is the night!