Sunday, 02 November 2014 01:36 AM
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Got a DUI tonight, shout out to umass campus police, y'all are the real MVP's
Sunday, 02 November 2014 01:34 AM
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I got a DUI tonight, shout out to umass campus police, y'all are the real MVP's
Thursday, 23 October 2014 10:34 PM
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I stole this kids girlfriend, and after we had sex we watched Netflix on his account...I still have the password
Saturday, 04 October 2014 05:17 PM
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Monday, 01 September 2014 05:38 PM
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Last night I was having sex with a one night stand and she wouldn't let me bust because I didn't have a condom so I waited till she fell asleep and busted on her leg
Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:13 PM
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So my assignment for my Junior year writing class is to write freely for 35 minutes straight. All it took was a massive bong rip to do it. Is that bad?