#6 "I still sing the quadratic formula song in my head every time I need to use it."

#5 "I'm not actually Hispanic, I just tell everyone I am."

#2 I'm feeling so much anxiety about this semester -- whether I chose the right major, whether I chose the right classes, whether I can do the work needed for classes, etc. It's stressing me out so much because I feel like so many of my friends are excited to start doing classes actually in their major, but I'm just so worried about whether I'll be able to hack it or not and whether I'm making the right decisions. :|

#3 If I reddit as much as I did last year, I'm going to fail.

#4 I might have a better chance being with my crush if i kidnap her than try to talk to her.

#2 I wish I was a duck.

The fact that umbc is basically dead on the weekends makes me wish i had gone to another school like college park but on the other side, its been great for my GPA. I get 90% of my work for the week done on those two days because of the lack of distractions