Thursday, 04 December 2014 07:29 PM
I butted in this girl's mouth and she wanted me to kiss her afterwards???
Friday, 21 March 2014 06:52 PM
Had a foursome to Move that Dope, didn't realize there was actually dope in my dorm, soon the cops came in and actually moved that dope
Friday, 31 January 2014 12:19 PM
I don't have any idea how, but last night I went to bar in Iowa City. I came in sober with $20 in my pocket, and left, hammered with $22. I don't know what exactly happened, but I feel I owe the good people of Quinton's an apology.
Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:42 PM
Thursday, 23 January 2014 08:17 AM
So when I get wasted at parties, I like to bring home souvenirs...... Those items happen to be Men's boxers. Majority of them are clean... Oh yeah I'm a guy... UIowa
Wednesday, 22 January 2014 12:31 PM
I desperately want uncontrollable, animalistic sex with a beautiful woman & secret friend at #UofIOWA
. She wouldn't be disappointed.
Tuesday, 21 January 2014 12:05 AM
Every time I bang my girlfriend I purposely slam her bed against the wall to piss off the neighbors.
Monday, 11 March 2013 12:38 PM
I miss my best friend