Tuesday, 11 March 2014 08:48 AM
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If there's a bar where everybody knows your name, you're probably an alcoholic
Tuesday, 11 March 2014 08:47 AM
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You know what's unfair is that Alice in wonderland had to spend 75 minutes in an LSD fueled hell with nothing to show for it, while Jasmine, Ariel, Snow white, cinderella, sleeping beauty, and bell go on a short adventure meet the man of their dreams and live happily ever after. How wack is that?
Friday, 07 March 2014 02:42 PM
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I have a damn terrible habit of reading up paranormal things right BEFORE bed
Monday, 03 March 2014 02:56 PM
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When I wake up most most mornings, I wish I had never woken up at all.
Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:38 AM
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I had a dream that I ate multiple sheets of printer paper and then wrote a Usask confession about it.
Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:35 AM
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I keep thinking of you all the time despite knowing that I can never have you. Sometimes I think that the life would be so much fun if I had never seen you.
Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:35 AM
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I just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:34 AM
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I've always wondered what it feels like for a man when he jacks off. Is it like when you urinate after a long road trip? A glorious release? Just give me a decent similie or metaphor that describes it.