At 3 p.m. on Tuesday the 26th of November, everyone on campus should put their hands behind their head as if they were being arrested. #blacklivesmatter

One time my girlfriend invited me to watch avoid at church and we snuck away during the movie and snuck into the kids room where there was a couch and she gave me head but I forgot to warn her that I was gunna cum so I came all over the couch, she then preceded to lick all of it up and swallow it

Hardcore dreamt I placed my thong in my crush's hands at a party, and asked him to finger me against the wall if I promised any way he wanted all night in private. He has big hands. Should I make it real?

My roommate tries too hard to be cute. Who's she fooling?

Foreigner exchange students >>> #canyousayuncircumcised?

My friend and I handed a practically empty Four Loko to this guy and he got arrested #sorrydude #weweredrunk

Asians aren't the guys with the smallest penis's.... Indians are. I googled it.

I would kill my family to attend this school