#5 I pissed my pants at work last week. Like full on pissed my pants. Didn't even feel it coming

#4 Girls, if you want to fuck in public, just start flashing whoever your after. Everyone gets the hint much faster.

#3 I got a problem with my boyfriend and I don't really know how to get over it. I wanted to talk to him about that many times, but I couldn't.. cause I know it would make him feel horrible... So I'm trying not to care about him and the problem anymore. I start hanging out with my friends, doing my favorite stuff, working and studying more to avoid thinking about crazy things happening between us recently. Things are still getting worse though, and I feel really bad right now. Part of me wants to give up on this relationship, but I already love him so much. I got stuck and need help really...

#2 Anyone heard any stories of spring break? I wanna know what UCO students did and what happened

#1 Can you just not post a meme in the comments. Just this one. Please?

#0 well is it possible to get rid of useless skills? like the un amazing ability to get people to be comfortable with you after a few minutes but when they open up and tell you things about themselves that are pretty private and you think that both of you have become friends then the next day they say they want nothing to do with you because they dont know why they said what they did? cause that is a skill im tired of having due to it makes meeting new people hard as fuck

Thursday at 4pm I walked by the most gorgeous guy next to the housing office! He had really long blonde hair. Just know you made my awful day so worth it!

Unpopular opinion, but I think that the university has made the right call in winter weather. I heard alot of people complain today about how we were closed monday but not tuesday. They delayed opening, and it was melted by 9. The last few times they havent closed, they at least delayed opening until the roads were better. I know, I know, some of you have to drive hundreds of miles up hill both ways to get to school and back. But, suck it up. Your adults. Learn to drive in this weather. It really isnt hard if you are slow and cautious. If you have kids that are out of school, email your professors and let them know. Or, better yet, call a friend or a family member who probably stayed home and can maybe watch your kid. End rant.