I broke up with my ex. Then fucked his best friend. Dated him. Then we broke up and I fucked his best friend. (he doesn't know at all) And now I go home on breaks to fuck my ex who has a gf now; and his best friend. #YOLO #circleoflove

I wanted to f*** my best friends gf for years, now that they broke up and I have a gf of my own I feel like i'm losing my chances of ever screwing her. I also know that she was at the very least attracted to me for a long time as she would put her arm around me and sit in my bed with me in the dorms. Even sometimes lay down and have her arm over me.

Walked in on my roommate having sex she asked me if I wanted to join. We eiffel towered her..

I fucked some girl in the common room last night and now I'm twitter famous

Found out that our dorm mailbox keys started the college golf carts. Had a drunken late-night crash up derby around campus.

I coped a Blowjob in the girls bathroom of knight Library, many other girls watched.

I'm sad that Megan D left UCF...I really wanted to meet her.... btw she is still on the ucf cheerleading site awk

so i like this girl that goes here and i wrote her a song but she still wont talk to me :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ToSsoX1Ttw