T.N. in alpha tau omega gave me a STD

Thank you to all the girls on Tinder who admit playing Pokémon Go. It makes its that much easier to swipe left on you.

My boyfriend said that he's never had good sex with a girl on top. I can't wait to change that (;

I wish someone would fuck me I'm a cute freshman girl and no guys talk to me

I'm a straight male that have been escorting as a crossdresser/shemale just to pay for college.

I found my roommate attempting suicide by overdosing on her anti-depressants. When I realized what had happened I slapped her and pulled her by her hair to the toilet and kept urging her to puke, attempting heimlick, i told her if she stopped trying to puke while I called 911 i was going to slap her again and keep slapping her till she couldn't feel her face. I also threatened to make her drink diluted soapy water in order to promote puking if I had to. She later apologized to me, thinking I wouldn't care about what happened to someone I was eating pizza and playing video games with 2 days prior. That made me even more infuriated and I proceeded to lecture her for over an hour and fully clarify exactly what I thought our relationship was and how disappointed i was that she didn't think the same.

Currently taking my drug and alcohol test at home, while drinking alcohol

Currently talking to 5 different girls on tinder and all of them want to get it this week... Sorry bros I'm booked for the week.