Friday, 19 August 2016 08:06 PM
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T.N. in alpha tau omega gave me a STD
Sunday, 24 July 2016 01:44 PM
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Thank you to all the girls on Tinder who admit playing Pokémon Go. It makes its that much easier to swipe left on you.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:19 PM
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My boyfriend said that he's never had good sex with a girl on top. I can't wait to change that (;
Thursday, 21 August 2014 08:10 PM
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I wish someone would fuck me I'm a cute freshman girl and no guys talk to me
Friday, 11 July 2014 08:09 AM
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I'm a straight male that have been escorting as a crossdresser/shemale just to pay for college.
Friday, 02 May 2014 11:55 PM
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I found my roommate attempting suicide by overdosing on her anti-depressants. When I realized what had happened I slapped her and pulled her by her hair to the toilet and kept urging her to puke, attempting heimlick, i told her if she stopped trying to puke while I called 911 i was going to slap her again and keep slapping her till she couldn't feel her face. I also threatened to make her drink diluted soapy water in order to promote puking if I had to. She later apologized to me, thinking I wouldn't care about what happened to someone I was eating pizza and playing video games with 2 days prior. That made me even more infuriated and I proceeded to lecture her for over an hour and fully clarify exactly what I thought our relationship was and how disappointed i was that she didn't think the same.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:18 PM
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Currently taking my drug and alcohol test at home, while drinking alcohol
Monday, 03 March 2014 05:39 PM
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Currently talking to 5 different girls on tinder and all of them want to get it this week... Sorry bros I'm booked for the week.