Friday, 26 September 2014 07:41 PM
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I'm a freshman and I'm in my first relationship. Anytime we do anything remotely sensual I get a boner... even in public. Any other time I have held hands with someone nothing ever happened. Sooo awkward and will be terrible if she see's it.
Wednesday, 05 March 2014 03:03 PM
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I put a Vols hat on the Bear Bryant statue.
Monday, 03 February 2014 09:00 AM
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Blackout drunk + almost dying + sharpie dick drawing = funny as time for roommates.
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:07 PM
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So, my ex-fiancé is gushing about how he loves having a new dog, because now he has something he's responsible for taking care of and showing affection to, and all I can think is... "I should have kept the baby."
But he's the one who asked for the abortion.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 12:53 AM
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Alabama sucks dick, the school is a shithole.. WAR DAMN EAGLE BITCHES!!!