I dressed up in the Spike mascot costume and pretended to pee on dorm couches.

The hours rise and fall while the Earth continues on its eternal circuit, cogs in a greater machine. But on our tiny sector of the cog that the rest of you call Truman State University, we offer you a challenge. We have hidden a treasure on campus that can only be found by following the clues that we have set out.

Best of luck,
The League of Extremely Average Gentleman

Secretary, The Watchmaker
Past President, Future
Current President, Major Major
Quartermaster, Kumquat
Historian, Ecco the Dolphin
Treasurer, Ned Hairing

PS: check here for more clues soon

Need to fuck a truman Girl!

Took a girls virginity on roommates bed. She bled everywhere.

boobs

josh i heard about that uh

i heard uh

leme tug on it for a little while